SPP Set 001 proxy cards — original photography, holo overlays available. First set. More on the way.
Two monthly zines, printed out of Stockton. One takes you to a world where the dungeon is the dispensary. The other documents life at the home office — as observed by two cats and one very anonymous human.
Ming Ming has reviewed your commitment to the brand and given it a solid 4 out of 5 paws. Edith refused to comment. The human was not consulted.
Ming Ming was aware you were going to type that the entire time. He watched you do it. He has always known. He did not stop you because he wanted to see if you would actually go through with it. You did. He respects that. Slightly.
Edith saw that. She has noted it in the permanent record. She is not angry. She is not impressed. She is simply aware, as she is always aware, of everything that happens on this website. It is, after all, largely hers.
The guy with the printer. Available for quotes within 24 hours. Cannot guarantee Ming Ming has not sat on your order.
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